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This Is How You Feed A Giraffe

Went on a sleepover at the zoo last night. Not enough space so I slept out on the balcony under the stars on a rather cold night. I was woken at 3.45ish by the lions roaring to find a huge orange-yellow full moon in the sky right above me.

My brain: “I can see… everything!”

Then once the lions were finished I went back to sleep to be woken up by gibbons at 5.30am. Yeah.

One of the upsides to the trip though? I got to feed the giraffes. Like this:

The aim was to get her to lick your face while you did that. Sadly (???) that did not happen.

Mistakes in Chalk

Today I made the mistake of letting some five year olds draw around me with chalk.

Me: Can I get up now?
Them: Not yet! I’ve still got to draw your tail!
Me: My what?!

Note my batwings and the “bomb that is on fire and about to land on [my] head”.

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