If Vi Had A Facebook…

So in my NaNo region forum someone posted one of those “if your character updated their Facebook status right now, what would it be?” threads. Although Viola would not have a Facebook and would not update this for several reasons, this is how it probably would go.


Apologies to Gemma Arterton, Ingrid Michaelson, Ed Westwick and Shunsuke Daito. Also David Bowie.

This Is How You Feed A Giraffe

Went on a sleepover at the zoo last night. Not enough space so I slept out on the balcony under the stars on a rather cold night. I was woken at 3.45ish by the lions roaring to find a huge orange-yellow full moon in the sky right above me.

My brain: “I can see… everything!”

Then once the lions were finished I went back to sleep to be woken up by gibbons at 5.30am. Yeah.

One of the upsides to the trip though? I got to feed the giraffes. Like this:

The aim was to get her to lick your face while you did that. Sadly (???) that did not happen.